Quotes by Alex Rindheart -

"Oh my god, just try the food before sending it back!"

"I am consistently my own hero."

"There's no better feeling than being alone."

"Pies are not squared, your personality is."

"I rarely talk out loud, as most humans are beneath me."

"If there is a god, he hitchhiked with my parents."

"I secretly hate all women."

"I will forever remain a virgin."

"Life not fair, but at least I'm a good chef."

"My most deepest skeleton in the closet is that I don't want to hate women."